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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Too Sexy for My Shirt

Tyler had always been rather disturbed by the lyrics of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy":
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts."
Tyler had never been to sexy for his shirts, he knew in fact that he would never be too sexy for his shirts and it hurt. So he set about on a three year journey that took him across the world.
In Japan he met leaders in the robotic escort world that would help supply him with the most lifelike skin-fabric on the market. While watching a Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan, he just knew that he had to get Noah Mills' torso as his shirt graphic. A Belgian design studio worked on the graphics, logo and print media. The best French directors shot the alluring adverts. Finally, all the shirts were constructed in China for a dime a dozen.
Three years later and the: My Shirt is Too Sexy for Me, label has become a huge success. Tyler is already working on a: My Shorts, My Boxers, My Socks are TooSexy for Me range featuring sculpted body parts from other world-renowned male models. See them in a store near you today.