I'm fake I'm hip and I know it.
Hotter than a glued on Fendi badge.
Hotter than a fake Louis V bag.
I travel the fashion capitals of the world to take hip photographs of people and then photoshop them out of recognition just because I can, I am the fake sartorialist after all and everything I do becomes fashion history the second I click 'Post to Blog'
Using glinting jewels as bait, Julio baits and tackles his 'catches' into submission. Indeed he has bagged quite a few A grade supermodels. Only unlike the fishing world, model catches are actually score higher the lighter they are. Finding a smoker is an automatic 10 points, as they really pucker those lips when they're gasping for air out of the water.